{"id":2106,"date":"2020-11-23T11:32:21","date_gmt":"2020-11-23T11:32:21","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/idronline.org\/2020\/12\/23\/nonprofit-humour-honest-email-auto-replies\/"},"modified":"2025-11-11T09:06:21","modified_gmt":"2025-11-11T03:36:21","slug":"nonprofit-humour-honest-email-auto-replies","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/idronline.org\/gu-in\/nonprofit-humour-honest-email-auto-replies\/","title":{"rendered":"Honest email auto-replies"},"content":{"rendered":"<?xml encoding=\"utf-8\" ?><div class=\"p1 second-level-subheading\"><span class=\"s1\"><b>1. For grantwriters <\/b><\/span><\/div><p class=\"p1\"><span class=\"s1\">&ldquo;Thank you for emailing me. This is an auto-reply. I will get back to you as soon as I finish these 18 grant proposals that for some reason are all due next week. Despite the pandemic and the threats to our communities, many funders continue to operate as if things are completely normal. Which is why I still have to answer inane-a** questions like &lsquo;please explain your organization&rsquo;s history, mission, vision, values, evaluation strategies, and recent successes in 100 words or less.&rsquo; Thank you for your patience&hellip;unless, you&rsquo;re one of these funders who are forcing nonprofits to waste our time, in which case, scr*w you. (Haha, just kidding. You know, grantwriter humor and all. Please give us money!)&rdquo;<\/span><\/p><div class=\"p1 second-level-subheading\"><span class=\"s1\"><b>2. For nonprofit directors<\/b><\/span><\/div><p class=\"p1\"><span class=\"s1\">&ldquo;Thank you so much for your message. This auto-reply is to let you know that I received your email and that I will get back to you as soon as possible. However, right now we are dealing with multiple challenges, including cashflow issues, Zoom fatigue, and general stress and chaos. Half the team is gone due to furlough and layoffs. Also, since the office has been empty, there is a mice infestation that started attracting rattlesnakes. Thank you for your understanding. If you would like to donate to our Rattlesnake Relocation Fund, please click the donate button on our website.&rdquo;<\/span><\/p><div class=\"tenor-gif-embed\" data-postid=\"3547478\" data-share-method=\"host\" data-width=\"100%\" data-aspect-ratio=\"1.6666666666666667\"><a href=\"https:\/\/tenor.com\/view\/jim-carrey-bruce-almighty-typing-gif-3547478\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">5 GIF<\/a> from <a href=\"https:\/\/tenor.com\/search\/jimcarrey-gifs\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">Jimcarrey GIFs<\/a><\/div><p><script type=\"text\/javascript\" async=\"\" src=\"https:\/\/tenor.com\/embed.js\"><\/script><\/p><div class=\"p1 second-level-subheading\"><span class=\"s1\"><b>3. For overwhelmed DEI consultants:<\/b><\/span><\/div><p class=\"p1\"><span class=\"s1\">&ldquo;Hi, this is an automatic reply. If you are contacting me for a training or facilitation on undoing racism, advancing equity, etc., there is a 6-to-12-month waiting period. Y&rsquo;all should have done this way before it was popular to do so. Feel free to contact another consultant, or else let me know you want to be on this waiting list. Meanwhile, use this time to find money, because this is exhausting for me so it&rsquo;s not going to be cheap for you.&rdquo;<\/span><\/p><div class=\"idron-article-in-content\" style=\"margin-bottom: 15px;\" id=\"idron-658044003\"><a href=\"https:\/\/idronline.org\/what-is-idr-answers\/\" target=\"_blank\" aria-label=\"What is IDR Answers Page Banner\"><img src=\"https:\/\/idronline.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/09\/What-is-IDR-Answers-Page-Banner-1.png\" alt=\"What is IDR Answers Page Banner\"  srcset=\"https:\/\/idronline.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/09\/What-is-IDR-Answers-Page-Banner-1.png 1250w, https:\/\/idronline.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/09\/What-is-IDR-Answers-Page-Banner-1-300x60.png 300w, https:\/\/idronline.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/09\/What-is-IDR-Answers-Page-Banner-1-1024x205.png 1024w, https:\/\/idronline.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/09\/What-is-IDR-Answers-Page-Banner-1-150x30.png 150w, https:\/\/idronline.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/09\/What-is-IDR-Answers-Page-Banner-1-768x154.png 768w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 1250px) 100vw, 1250px\" width=\"1250\" height=\"250\"   \/><\/a><\/div><div class=\"p1 second-level-subheading\"><span class=\"s1\"><b>4. For existentialists<\/b><\/span><\/div><p class=\"p1\"><span class=\"s1\">&ldquo;This is an auto-response. I will try to get back to you as soon as I can. But what exactly is the point of doing so? Life is a loose collection of primal screams echoing in the Void. As Heinrich B&ouml;ll once said,&nbsp;<b>&lsquo;<\/b>I am a clown&hellip;and I collect moments.&rsquo; Are we not all clowns putting on the makeup of professionalism, collecting moments of productivity and meaning to display in gaudy curiosity cabinets for other clowns to gawk at? Your email and my response are nothing but a series of ritualized actions to distract us from the horrors of inevitable oblivion.&rdquo;<\/span><\/p><p class=\"p1\"><span class=\"s1\"><i>This article was <\/i><a href=\"https:\/\/nonprofitaf.com\/2020\/10\/email-auto-replies-you-can-use-during-these-challenging-times\/#more-6915\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\"><span class=\"s2\"><i>originally published<\/i><\/span><\/a> <i>on <a href=\"https:\/\/nonprofitaf.com\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">Nonprofit AF<\/a>, where you can read the piece in its entirety.<\/i><\/span><\/p>\n<div class=\"idron-troublemakers-placement\" style=\"margin-bottom: 20px;\" id=\"idron-1933188047\"><a href=\"https:\/\/idronline.org\/donate\/\" target=\"_blank\" aria-label=\"donate banner\"><img src=\"https:\/\/idronline.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/08\/Donate-banner-1.jpg\" alt=\"donate banner\"  srcset=\"https:\/\/idronline.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/08\/Donate-banner-1.jpg 1250w, https:\/\/idronline.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/08\/Donate-banner-1-300x60.jpg 300w, https:\/\/idronline.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/08\/Donate-banner-1-1024x205.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/idronline.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/08\/Donate-banner-1-150x30.jpg 150w, https:\/\/idronline.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/08\/Donate-banner-1-768x154.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 1250px) 100vw, 1250px\" width=\"1250\" height=\"250\"   \/><\/a><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>1. For grantwriters &ldquo;Thank you for emailing me. This is an auto-reply. I will get back to you as soon as I finish these 18 grant proposals that for some&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":8,"featured_media":2107,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"inline_featured_image":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[3681],"series":[],"meta-filter":[639],"schema-filter":[743],"no-display":[],"class_list":["post-2106","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-humour","tag-nonprofit-humour","contributor-vu-le","states-india","meta-filter-curated-article","schema-filter-article"],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO Premium plugin v24.3 (Yoast SEO v27.2) - https:\/\/yoast.com\/product\/yoast-seo-premium-wordpress\/ -->\n<title>Honest email auto-replies | Nonprofit Humour | India Development Review<\/title>\n<meta name=\"description\" content=\"What auto-generated email responses would look like if we were more 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