{"id":27833,"date":"2023-02-14T11:00:00","date_gmt":"2023-02-14T05:30:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/idronline.org\/?post_type=article&p=27833"},"modified":"2025-06-26T11:27:53","modified_gmt":"2025-06-26T05:57:53","slug":"poetry-for-your-nonprofit-valentine-nonprofit-humour","status":"publish","type":"article","link":"https:\/\/idronline.org\/kn-in\/article\/humour\/poetry-for-your-nonprofit-valentine-nonprofit-humour\/","title":{"rendered":"Poetry for your nonprofit valentine"},"content":{"rendered":"

1<\/h3>

I think we could be together,
Happily ever after;
Don’t take my word for it;
Please review my charter.<\/p>

2<\/h3>

This may not be
A conventional seduction,
But I’m a legit
80 G deduction.<\/p>

3<\/h3>

I’m not one for quick ones
Or hasty liaisons;
I like my meetings
To all be three days long.<\/p>

\"What<\/a><\/div>

4<\/h3>

I knew when I met you
That we were meant to be twin souls;
I have some great ideas for
Our sustainable development goals.<\/p>

5<\/h3>

If you ever doubt that you and I
Are a cool alliance,
Just remember that I’m really, really
Good at compliance.<\/p>

6<\/h3>

Roses and violets
Are oh so bourgeois.
We’re here in the forest;
Come drink some mohua?<\/p>

7<\/h3>

There’s a very good reason
Why I am here;
I heard you needed
A willing volunteer.<\/p>

8<\/h3>

How do I love thee?
I’ll count the ways, by heck!
I came here prepared,
With a fifty-slide pitch deck.<\/p>

\"donate<\/a><\/div>

9<\/h3>

With you I only see the world
In shiny soap-bubble hues
I love you so much I signed up for
An MSW<\/p>

10<\/h3>

If by chance this 14th Feb
You should find yourself available,
Would you like dinner and a drink
And… well, my plan is scaleable.<\/p>\n

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