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Why do pirates like the US nonprofit sector so much?
There are 501 seas.
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Did you hear about the donor who brought a saucepan to the fundraiser?
He thought he was supposed to braise the paddle!
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Why did the nonprofit professional plant so much Mentha piperita<\/em>? “Edna yawns so much at the governance meetings.” “Who can blame her; she’s the bored president!” What do nonprofit professionals say when they want to hear gossip? What’s cold and yummy and a good value for your money? Why did the evaluation consultant take a bunch of headshots? What type of philanthropic support do bunnies love most? “Wow that building looks so sturdy.” “Of course! It’s a capacity building!” Which variety of apples is the most stressful to eat? Did you hear about the donors who went to the zoo and rolled their eyes and walked past the musk ox that was sleeping quietly? Why was Bambi greeting guests at the community event? I wrote a joke about a grant from MacKenzie Scott, but few people got it. Why is the banana so happy? Did you hear about nonprofit that was researching the history of quarters, dimes, and nickels? Why did John speak so slowly about his org’s mission and then stumbled at the end? Did you hear about the foundation trustees who cryogenically froze their brains? “Jason, I’m curious why you went sailing, horseback riding, and golfing all last week but didn’t take PTO…?” “You told me to pursue Donor-Advised Fun as part of my workplan!” This article was originally published<\/a> on <\/em>Nonprofit AF<\/em><\/a>.<\/p>\n
He was working on his retiremint.
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“Spill the equi-tea!”
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ROIcecream.
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He wanted to be a logic model.
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Gala
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It was a silent ox shun.
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He was a volundeer.
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It’s time for the annual a-peel!
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It was developing a theory of change.
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He was making an escalator speech.
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They wanted the foundation to exist in pituitary.
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