{"id":30507,"date":"2023-07-10T11:30:00","date_gmt":"2023-07-10T06:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/idronline.org\/?post_type=article&p=30507"},"modified":"2025-08-27T14:08:42","modified_gmt":"2025-08-27T08:38:42","slug":"shit-nonprofits-say-part-x-nonprofit-humour","status":"publish","type":"article","link":"https:\/\/idronline.org\/kn-in\/article\/humour\/shit-nonprofits-say-part-x-nonprofit-humour\/","title":{"rendered":"Sh*t nonprofits say: Part X"},"content":{"rendered":"

1.<\/h3>
Tweet saying \"People will criticize us for extravagant spending if we pay our employees a living wage\"_nonprofit humour<\/source><\/source><\/source><\/picture><\/figure>

2.<\/h3>
Tweet saying \"Even though you are only funded by one grant, please allocate your time in the grant tracker in six minute increments.\"_nonprofit humour<\/source><\/source><\/source><\/picture><\/figure>

3.<\/h3>
Tweet saying \"Even though you have told me that you cannot read any of my slides on this Zoom call, I will continue with my presentation undaunted.\"-nonprofit humour<\/source><\/source><\/source><\/picture><\/figure>

4.<\/h3>
Tweet saying \"Let’s go around the room and get updates on what everyone is working on with no consideration of spending more time on things that are important.\"-nonprofit humour<\/source><\/source><\/source><\/picture><\/figure>

5.<\/h3>
Tweet saying \"If this board member is going to be so wrong about everything, she is going to have to donate a lot more.\"-nonprofit humour<\/source><\/source><\/source><\/picture><\/figure>

6.<\/h3>
Tweet saying \"Every meeting request is an attack.\"-nonprofit humour<\/source><\/source><\/source><\/picture><\/figure>

7.<\/h3>
\"Tweet<\/source><\/source><\/source><\/picture><\/figure>

8.<\/h3>
Tweet saying \"Yes, Mr Foundation Program Officer, your ideas are incredibly insightful, your jokes are funny, and clothes quite dashing.\"-nonprofit humour<\/source><\/source><\/source><\/picture><\/figure>

9.<\/h3>
Tweet saying \"We have four Zoom calls scheduled for right now but only one account.\"-nonprofit humour<\/source><\/source><\/source><\/picture><\/figure>

To read previous parts, visit the following links: <\/a><\/em>Part I<\/em><\/a>, <\/em>Part II<\/em><\/a>, <\/em>Part III<\/em><\/a>, <\/em>Part IV<\/em><\/a>, <\/em>Part V<\/em><\/a>, <\/em>Part VI<\/em><\/a>, Part VII<\/em><\/a>, <\/em>Part VIII<\/em><\/a>, and <\/em>Part IX<\/em><\/a>. You can also find more tweets from @nonprofitssay <\/em>here<\/em><\/a>.<\/em><\/p>\n

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