{"id":60213,"date":"2024-09-09T11:30:00","date_gmt":"2024-09-09T06:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/idronline.org\/?post_type=article&#038;p=60213"},"modified":"2025-12-10T12:35:14","modified_gmt":"2025-12-10T07:05:14","slug":"sht-nonprofits-say-part-xiii-nonprofit-humour","status":"publish","type":"article","link":"https:\/\/idronline.org\/kn-in\/article\/humour\/sht-nonprofits-say-part-xiii-nonprofit-humour\/","title":{"rendered":"Sh*t nonprofits say: Part XIII"},"content":{"rendered":"<?xml encoding=\"utf-8\" ?><h3 class=\"wp-block-heading secondlevel\" id=\"h-1\">1. <\/h3><figure class=\"wp-block-embed is-type-rich is-provider-twitter wp-block-embed-twitter\"><div class=\"wp-block-embed__wrapper\">\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-width=\"500\" data-dnt=\"true\"><p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">Hear me out: Instead of fighting the people causing all the problems in the world, let&rsquo;s PARTNER with them!<\/p>&mdash; Shit Nonprofits Say (@nonprofitssay) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/nonprofitssay\/status\/1813651146353090896?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">July 17, 2024<\/a><\/blockquote><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script>\n<\/div><\/figure><h3 class=\"wp-block-heading secondlevel\" id=\"h-2\">2. <\/h3><figure class=\"wp-block-embed is-type-rich is-provider-twitter wp-block-embed-twitter\"><div class=\"wp-block-embed__wrapper\">\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-width=\"500\" data-dnt=\"true\"><p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">Just found out that two of my direct reports are being paid more than I am.<\/p>&mdash; Shit Nonprofits Say (@nonprofitssay) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/nonprofitssay\/status\/1825672519082455479?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">August 19, 2024<\/a><\/blockquote><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script>\n<\/div><\/figure><h3 class=\"wp-block-heading secondlevel\" id=\"h-3\">3. <\/h3><figure class=\"wp-block-embed is-type-rich is-provider-twitter wp-block-embed-twitter\"><div class=\"wp-block-embed__wrapper\">\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-width=\"500\" data-dnt=\"true\"><p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">We provide community-based solutions, because community solutions just don&rsquo;t have the right ring to them.<\/p>&mdash; Shit Nonprofits Say (@nonprofitssay) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/nonprofitssay\/status\/1821631092228776097?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">August 8, 2024<\/a><\/blockquote><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script>\n<\/div><\/figure><h3 class=\"wp-block-heading secondlevel\" id=\"h-4\">4. <\/h3><figure class=\"wp-block-embed is-type-rich is-provider-twitter wp-block-embed-twitter\"><div class=\"wp-block-embed__wrapper\">\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-width=\"500\" data-dnt=\"true\"><p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">The funder is excited about our work, but wants us to identify a deliverable that is more than an output but less than an outcome.<\/p>&mdash; Shit Nonprofits Say (@nonprofitssay) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/nonprofitssay\/status\/1815040009495617684?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">July 21, 2024<\/a><\/blockquote><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script>\n<\/div><\/figure><h3 class=\"wp-block-heading secondlevel\" id=\"h-5\">5. <\/h3><figure class=\"wp-block-embed is-type-rich is-provider-twitter wp-block-embed-twitter\"><div class=\"wp-block-embed__wrapper\">\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-width=\"500\" data-dnt=\"true\"><p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">We&rsquo;re not talking real money here, just staff time.<\/p>&mdash; Shit Nonprofits Say (@nonprofitssay) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/nonprofitssay\/status\/1803192920188784685?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">June 18, 2024<\/a><\/blockquote><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script>\n<\/div><\/figure><h3 class=\"wp-block-heading secondlevel\" id=\"h-6\">6. <\/h3><figure class=\"wp-block-embed is-type-rich is-provider-twitter wp-block-embed-twitter\"><div class=\"wp-block-embed__wrapper\">\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-width=\"500\" data-dnt=\"true\"><p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">Again, I&rsquo;m trying to not work this weekend and will not be checking email. But you have my number to text if it&rsquo;s urgent.<\/p>&mdash; Shit Nonprofits Say (@nonprofitssay) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/nonprofitssay\/status\/1794442494685721055?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">May 25, 2024<\/a><\/blockquote><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script>\n<\/div><\/figure><h3 class=\"wp-block-heading secondlevel\" id=\"h-7\">7. <\/h3><figure class=\"wp-block-embed is-type-rich is-provider-twitter wp-block-embed-twitter\"><div class=\"wp-block-embed__wrapper\">\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-width=\"500\" data-dnt=\"true\"><p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">Everyone agrees that the consultant we hired for our strategic planning was terrible and that our Strategic Plan document is deeply flawed, but oh well we're committed to it for the next five years.<\/p>&mdash; Shit Nonprofits Say (@nonprofitssay) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/nonprofitssay\/status\/1778475002851115021?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">April 11, 2024<\/a><\/blockquote><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script>\n<\/div><\/figure><h3 class=\"wp-block-heading secondlevel\" id=\"h-8\">8. <\/h3><figure class=\"wp-block-embed is-type-rich is-provider-twitter wp-block-embed-twitter\"><div class=\"wp-block-embed__wrapper\">\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-width=\"500\" data-dnt=\"true\"><p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">Your job will require you to regularly loan the organization money through travel expenses and the purchasing of essential supplies. In return, our accounting office will create a discouragingly complex process for you to get your money back, and then treat you with suspicion.<\/p>&mdash; Shit Nonprofits Say (@nonprofitssay) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/nonprofitssay\/status\/1778081032790823175?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">April 10, 2024<\/a><\/blockquote><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script>\n<\/div><\/figure><p><em>To read previous parts, visit the following links: <\/em><a href=\"https:\/\/idronline.org\/website-admin\/sht-nonprofits-say\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\"><em>Part I<\/em><\/a><em>, <\/em><a href=\"https:\/\/idronline.org\/website-admin\/sht-nonprofits-say-part-ii\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\"><em>Part II<\/em><\/a><em>, <\/em><a href=\"https:\/\/idronline.org\/website-admin\/sht-nonprofits-say-at-home\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\"><em>Part III<\/em><\/a><em>, <\/em><a href=\"https:\/\/idronline.org\/sht-nonprofits-say-part-iv\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\"><em>Part IV<\/em><\/a><em>, <\/em><a href=\"https:\/\/idronline.org\/article\/humour\/shit-nonprofits-say-part-v-nonprofit-humour\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\"><em>Part V<\/em><\/a><em>, <\/em><a href=\"https:\/\/idronline.org\/article\/humour\/shit-nonprofits-say-part-vi-nonprofit-humour\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\"><em>Part VI<\/em><\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/idronline.org\/article\/humour\/shit-nonprofits-say-part-vii-nonprofit-humour\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\"><em>Part VII<\/em><\/a><em>, <\/em><a href=\"https:\/\/idronline.org\/article\/humour\/shit-nonprofits-say-part-viii-nonprofit-humour\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\"><em>Part VIII<\/em><\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/idronline.org\/article\/humour\/sht-nonprofits-say-part-xi-nonprofit-humour\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\"><em>Part IX<\/em><\/a><em>, <\/em><a href=\"https:\/\/idronline.org\/article\/humour\/shit-nonprofits-say-part-x-nonprofit-humour\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\"><em>Part X<\/em><\/a><em>, <\/em><a href=\"https:\/\/idronline.org\/article\/humour\/sht-nonprofits-say-part-xi-nonprofit-humour\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\"><em>Part XI<\/em><\/a><em> and <a href=\"https:\/\/idronline.org\/article\/humour\/shit-nonprofits-say-part-xii-nonprofit-humour\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">Part XII<\/a>. You can also find more tweets from @nonprofitssay <\/em><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/nonprofitssay\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\"><em>here<\/em><\/a><em>.<\/em><\/p>\n<div class=\"idron-troublemakers-placement\" style=\"margin-bottom: 20px;\" id=\"idron-297872237\"><a href=\"https:\/\/idronline.org\/donate\/\" target=\"_blank\" aria-label=\"donate banner\"><img src=\"https:\/\/idronline.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/08\/Donate-banner-1.jpg\" alt=\"donate banner\"  srcset=\"https:\/\/idronline.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/08\/Donate-banner-1.jpg 1250w, https:\/\/idronline.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/08\/Donate-banner-1-300x60.jpg 300w, https:\/\/idronline.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/08\/Donate-banner-1-1024x205.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/idronline.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/08\/Donate-banner-1-150x30.jpg 150w, https:\/\/idronline.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/08\/Donate-banner-1-768x154.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 1250px) 100vw, 1250px\" 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