{"id":1222,"date":"2019-03-04T13:31:48","date_gmt":"2019-03-04T13:31:48","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/idronline.org\/2020\/12\/23\/a-new-dictionary-for-nonprofits\/"},"modified":"2025-12-07T23:47:05","modified_gmt":"2025-12-07T18:17:05","slug":"a-new-dictionary-for-nonprofits","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/idronline.org\/kn-in\/a-new-dictionary-for-nonprofits\/","title":{"rendered":"A new dictionary for nonprofits"},"content":{"rendered":"<?xml encoding=\"utf-8\" ?><div class=\"second-level-subheading\">1. Pain pint <em>(n) (phrase)<\/em><\/div><p>The drink you get yourself after spending all day trying (and failing) to get around a particularly tricky kink in your programme.<\/p><div class=\"second-level-subheading\">2. Strutegic <em>(adj)<\/em><\/div><p>The air of arrogance with which corporate sector crossovers walk around.<\/p><div class=\"second-level-subheading\">3. Key fake-aways <em>(n) (phrase)<\/em><\/div><p>When you reach the end of writing a report, don&rsquo;t really know how to conclude, and subsequently conjure up catchy sounding bullet points saying exactly what people want to hear (without any concern as to whether they say anything of substance at all).<\/p><div class=\"idron-article-in-content\" style=\"margin-bottom: 15px;\" id=\"idron-3586167921\"><a href=\"https:\/\/idronline.org\/what-is-idr-answers\/\" target=\"_blank\" aria-label=\"What is IDR Answers Page Banner\"><img src=\"https:\/\/idronline.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/09\/What-is-IDR-Answers-Page-Banner-1.png\" alt=\"What is IDR Answers Page Banner\"  srcset=\"https:\/\/idronline.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/09\/What-is-IDR-Answers-Page-Banner-1.png 1250w, https:\/\/idronline.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/09\/What-is-IDR-Answers-Page-Banner-1-300x60.png 300w, https:\/\/idronline.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/09\/What-is-IDR-Answers-Page-Banner-1-1024x205.png 1024w, https:\/\/idronline.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/09\/What-is-IDR-Answers-Page-Banner-1-150x30.png 150w, https:\/\/idronline.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/09\/What-is-IDR-Answers-Page-Banner-1-768x154.png 768w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 1250px) 100vw, 1250px\" width=\"1250\" height=\"250\"   \/><\/a><\/div><div class=\"second-level-subheading\">4. Passion(r)ate <em>(adj)<\/em><\/div><p>The scale with which a development practitioner&rsquo;s pay is calculated: <em>p &prop;&nbsp; 1\/$<\/em> (where p = passion, $ = salary; and the two are inversely proportional to each other).<\/p><div class=\"second-level-subheading\">5. Workstop <em>(n)<\/em><\/div><p>When you go to a workshop to avoid doing the work you&rsquo;re supposed to be doing.<\/p><p><a class=\"sidebar-related-article\" href=\"https:\/\/idronline.org\/website-admin\/social-impact-dummies\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">Related article: Social impact for dummies<\/a><\/p><div class=\"second-level-subheading\">6. Consulking <em>(n)<\/em><\/div><p>When the advice you give to foundations never gets implemented.<\/p><div class=\"second-level-subheading\">7. Holistic(k) development <em>(adj) (n)<\/em><\/div><p>All-round, multi-level change that sticks around even after the implementing organisation has exited.<\/p><div class=\"idron-content\" id=\"idron-3836248915\"><a href=\"https:\/\/idronline.org\/donate\/\" target=\"_blank\" aria-label=\"donate banner\"><img src=\"https:\/\/idronline.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/08\/Donate-banner-1.jpg\" alt=\"donate banner\"  srcset=\"https:\/\/idronline.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/08\/Donate-banner-1.jpg 1250w, https:\/\/idronline.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/08\/Donate-banner-1-300x60.jpg 300w, https:\/\/idronline.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/08\/Donate-banner-1-1024x205.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/idronline.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/08\/Donate-banner-1-150x30.jpg 150w, https:\/\/idronline.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/08\/Donate-banner-1-768x154.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 1250px) 100vw, 1250px\" width=\"1250\" height=\"250\"   \/><\/a><\/div><div class=\"second-level-subheading\">8. Elevator snitch <em>(n) (adj)<\/em><\/div><p>Someone who steals your elevator pitch and delivers it better.<\/p><div class=\"second-level-subheading\">9. Leanership <em>(n)<\/em><\/div><p>When budget cuts hit and you hire one person to fill all senior management roles.<\/p><div class=\"second-level-subheading\">10. Egosystem <em>(n)<\/em><\/div><p>When you think that your organisation is at the centre of an intricate system and is pivotal to its growth (when in reality it forms a very tiny, almost insignificant chunk of it).<\/p><p><em>Read part II <a href=\"https:\/\/idronline.org\/website-admin\/a-new-dictionary-for-nonprofits-part-ii\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">here<\/a>.<\/em><\/p>\n<div class=\"idron-troublemakers-placement\" style=\"margin-bottom: 20px;\" id=\"idron-2242849707\"><a href=\"https:\/\/idronline.org\/donate\/\" target=\"_blank\" aria-label=\"donate banner\"><img src=\"https:\/\/idronline.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/08\/Donate-banner-1.jpg\" alt=\"donate banner\"  srcset=\"https:\/\/idronline.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/08\/Donate-banner-1.jpg 1250w, https:\/\/idronline.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/08\/Donate-banner-1-300x60.jpg 300w, https:\/\/idronline.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/08\/Donate-banner-1-1024x205.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/idronline.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/08\/Donate-banner-1-150x30.jpg 150w, https:\/\/idronline.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/08\/Donate-banner-1-768x154.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 1250px) 100vw, 1250px\" width=\"1250\" height=\"250\"   \/><\/a><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>1. Pain pint (n) (phrase)The drink you get yourself after spending all day trying (and failing) to get around a particularly tricky kink in your programme.2. 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