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1<\/div>

Low salary but fulfilling work.<\/p>

2<\/div>

You’ll be managing millennials.<\/p>

3<\/div>

We’re doing a strategy rethink. (Again).<\/p>

\"What<\/a><\/div>
4<\/div>

The minister will be here “any minute”.<\/p>

https:\/\/giphy.com\/gifs\/raspberry-blowing-raspberries-blow-a-ZaF4Vl1NQxwaVsStQU<\/p>

5<\/div>

You should partner with them.<\/p>

Related article: A new dictionary for nonprofits<\/strong><\/a><\/p>

6<\/div>

Do you have your FCRA license?<\/p>

\"donate<\/a><\/div>
7<\/div>

We have three new interns.<\/p>

8<\/div>

Work at a nonprofit? I need to donate clothes.<\/p>

9<\/div>

There’s no coffee.<\/p>

https:\/\/giphy.com\/gifs\/funny-the-office-rage-22CEvbj04nLLq<\/p>

10<\/div>

What’s the cost per beneficiary?<\/p>

11<\/div>

Who else is funding your idea?<\/p>

12<\/div>

How many lives have you touched?<\/p>

13<\/div>

You need to hire an outside CEO.<\/p>

https:\/\/giphy.com\/gifs\/bypriyashah-bollywood-india-l1IXZ7TpM7FBY3YGs<\/p>

14<\/div>

It’s reporting season.<\/p>

15<\/div>

What’s your revenue model?<\/p>

Related article: What would Shakespeare say?<\/strong><\/a><\/p>

16<\/div>

I will be unreachable on vacation.<\/p>

17<\/div>

Nonprofit jholawallas<\/em> are all bleeding hearts.<\/p>

18<\/div>

I work at a nonprofit. (…Awkward silence)<\/p>

19<\/div>

We are facing technical difficulties.<\/p>

20<\/div>

When are you getting a real job?<\/p>

This humour piece was inspired by the Twitter thread #SixWordHorrorStory by Deadant<\/a>. You can find the entire thread here<\/a>.<\/em><\/p>\n

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