Your privilege awareness is such a turn-on.
Super woke and very broke, want to join me?
– @rolling_stone_
What’s the theory of change for this partnership?
– @rolling_stone_
I am looking for a value-based partnership here. Let’s talk?
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Interested in making some impact, social impact?
Do you believe in love at first sight or should I pitch again?
– @banjara.begum
You look so generous, you could put [insert biggest individual philanthropist] out of business.
– @banjara.begum
Are you a donor-evaluation? Because you’ve left me feeling nervous, heart-racing, and eager to please.
Related article: #SixWordHorrorStory | The nonprofit edition
This is our third meeting… You know what that means… Are you going to build my capacity or not?
Are you hard-impact data? Cause, I really, really need you.
Hey there! You’re all I write about in my field notes.
– @shwetakushe
For more of the same, read #NonprofitPickupLines Part I and Part II.
