Whole Whale gathered a list of nonprofit dad jokes, and we’ve chosen our favourite ones for you. If you’d like to read all of them, check out the original compilation.
1.
Q: Why don’t donors trust ladder-up donation messages?
A: They are always up to something.
2.
Q: How often do pool lifeguards donate to charity?
A: It deep-ends.
3.
Q: Why did Duracell donate batteries for their matching gift program?
A: They were free of charge.
4.
Q: How do you organize a fundraiser for the Earth?
A: You plan-et.
5.
Q: Why is Cinderella so bad at organizing fundraising events?
A: She’s always running away from the ball.
6.
Q: What did the beekeeper say to the fundraising ask?
A: “May-bee.”
7.
Q: Why did the clown donate his salary?
A: It was a nice jester.
8.
Q: Why didn’t the Invisible Man donate?
A: He couldn’t see himself doing it.
