Your privilege awareness is such a turn-on.
Super woke and very broke, want to join me?
What’s the theory of change for this partnership?
I am looking for a value-based partnership here. Let’s talk?
Interested in making some impact, social impact?
Do you believe in love at first sight or should I pitch again?
You look so generous, you could put [insert biggest individual philanthropist] out of business.
Are you a donor-evaluation? Because you’ve left me feeling nervous, heart-racing, and eager to please.
This is our third meeting… You know what that means… Are you going to build my capacity or not?
Are you hard-impact data? Cause, I really, really need you.
Hey there! You’re all I write about in my field notes.