You ask how much I love you?
I’m telling the whole nation!
No one loves you more than I do!
(We just got your donation.)
There are so many who wanted you
But all of them you spurned.
That’s why we cherish you:
Our beloved summer intern.
You won my heart, you won my soul,
You’re my perfect one true romance.
You had me from the time you helped
Get our FCRA clearance!
They’ll call you dumb, mock your paycheque,
They’ll say you’re delulu.
But they, my love, are all the prob,
And you’re the solulu.
I would sit through our audits,
Take meetings with NRIs,
Do annual reviews with the board,
Just to win one smile from your eyes.
