1. When you sit down to write your CV right after graduation
Mera jeevan kora kagaz kora hi reh gaya
Jo likha tha woh aasuon ke sang beh gaya
2. When you apply to more than 30 internships and only 3 respond
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3. When the CEO of the organisation sets off on a monologue at your orientation
Ajeeb dastaan yeh,
Kahaan shuru, kahaan khatam
4. When you don’t get any work throughout the week, but come Friday evening, you’re suddenly the most overworked person in the office
5. When your manager keeps suggesting ‘edits’ and ‘feedback’ every time you submit your work
6. When you are sick of being the junior most person, and one fine day, your organisation hires a new intern
…but then the new intern gets all the interesting work and you’re stuck filling spreadsheets
7. When you look at your salary slip and regret letting your ‘passion’ make a career choice
Pyaar hume kis mod pe le aaya,
Ye dil kare haaye,
Koi ye bataye, kya hoga
8. When you are ready to dance to your manager’s tunes, because… recommendation letter
9. When they ask you to give a speech on your last day and you have to pretend you are going to miss this place
A B C D E F G H I
J K L M
N O P Q R S T U V W X
Y Z
I love you!
10. When you don’t learn your lesson after this ‘mind-blowing’ unpaid internship experience, and promptly apply for another one
