February 14, 2022

Nonprofit pick-up lines

This Valentine's day, we thought we’d crowdsource some of the best #NonprofitPickUpLines to ensure that you, like your grants, don't get rejected.

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1

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put U in my TOC. #NonprofitPickupLines

— Anantvijay Singh (@anantvijaysingh)

2

You like my programme, you should hear my plan to expand it! 🤭

— Karishma (@karishma_shuruart)

3

Are you a photographer? Because my proposal might just be the subject that you’ve been searching for. — Aisiri (@authentic.aisiri)

4

Sorry, I haven’t felt this nervous since my funder asked me to give his 8-year-old an internship.

— Jual (@dayzilla)

5

Roses are red, violets are blue. If you like my proposal, let’s move this to the MOU?

— Aishwarya (@aish_iiana)

6

Isn’t it time to leave the big bad corporate and settle for the nice and stable nonprofit?

— Suchetha Bhat (@bsuchetha)

7

I am programme person, you are finance person; we should be dancing in coordination.

— Sanjeev Kumar (@sanju189)

8

After monitoring you, my evaluation is that you have created a deep impact on my heart. Can you make me your sole beneficiary? #NonProfitPickupLines

— Abhishek Thakore (@abhishekthakore)

9

Are you a research grant, because I’ve been waiting for you all my life.

— Shruti (@shrutislaria)

For more, read Part 1 and Part 2 of this series.

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