February 13, 2023

Nonprofit pick-up lines: Part IV

Valentine's day is near, but do not fear! We've got some of the best #NonprofitPickUpLines for you here.

by Saloni Meghani, Aarefa Johari

2 min read

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I’m on the wrong side of the romantic capital divide. Are you interested in some equitable redistribution?

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Will you keep sitting at this bar until the average temperature rises by 2 degree Celsius or shall we go to your place?

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I know a place where they fund institutional capacity. Want to go there?

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You’re my favourite model. Can I be your target beneficiary?

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Are you an unrestricted grant? Because you just fell from heaven.

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Can I buy you a coffee? The grant’s paying for it.

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Are you an approaching grant deadline? Because you make my heart race.

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I have a proposal for you. Where can I apply?

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Want to Netflix and chalk out a strategic plan?

For more, read Part 1, Part 2 , and Part 3 of this series.

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ABOUT THE AUTHORS

Saloni Meghani

Saloni Meghani is an editorial consultant at IDR. She has been a journalist, editor, and writer for more than 25 years. She has worked with organisations such as The Telegraph, The Times of India, Mumbai Mirror, Netscribes, the Tata Group, ICICI, and NYU. Saloni has a master’s in literature from the University of Mumbai and an MFA in Creative Writing from New York University.

Aarefa Johari

Aarefa Johari is a journalist and feminist activist based in Mumbai. She has reported for Hindustan Times and Scroll.in. Aarefa is also the co-founder of Sahiyo, an organisation working to end the practice of female genital cutting in Asian communities.

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