Low salary but fulfilling work.
You’ll be managing millennials.
We’re doing a strategy rethink. (Again).
The minister will be here “any minute”.
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You should partner with them.
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Do you have your FCRA license?
We have three new interns.
Work at a nonprofit? I need to donate clothes.
There’s no coffee.
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What’s the cost per beneficiary?
Who else is funding your idea?
How many lives have you touched?
You need to hire an outside CEO.
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It’s reporting season.
What’s your revenue model?
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I will be unreachable on vacation.
Nonprofit jholawallas are all bleeding hearts.
I work at a nonprofit. (…Awkward silence)
We are facing technical difficulties.
When are you getting a real job?
This humour piece was inspired by the Twitter thread #SixWordHorrorStory by Deadant. You can find the entire thread here.
