You dream about writing this email from the day you decide to quit. You think about all the things you will get off your chest. But when the time comes, all you get to be is courteous.
Here is a line-by-line breakdown of your resignation email, corrected for honesty:
“Hello Humans-I-Work-With”
“Sometimes even to live is an act of courage.” – Lucius Annaeus Seneca
“Dreams are like rainbows… only idiots follow them.” – Unknown
“Life humbles you so deeply as you age. You realise how much nonsense you’ve wasted time on.” – Unknown
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“Even a stopped clock is right twice every day. After some years, it can boast of a long series of successes.” – Marie von Ebner-Eschenbach
“We have seen better days.” – William Shakespeare
“You don’t drown by falling in the water; you drown by staying there.” – Edwin Louis Cole
“Tareekh pe tareekh, tareekh pe tareekh, tareekh pe tareekh, tareekh pe tareekh milti gayi par insaaf nahi mila, my lord!” – from the film, Damini
“Aap ka kya hoga, Janaab-e-Ali? Aap ka kya hoga?” – from the film, Laawaris
“Aaya hoon, kuchh toh leke jaoonga.” – from the film, Andaz Apna Apna
“It could be that your purpose in life is to serve as a warning to others.” – Ashleigh Brilliant
“See you soon. Probably not.”
