October 25, 2021

Office mumbo jumbo

How to say a lot, without really saying anything at all.

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Tweet stating "We're going to bite the bullet and take the hit or we'll have to circle back around and de-scope the go-live #buzzwords #buzzword #managementspeak"-nonprofit humour

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Tweet stating "We have a value proposition for re-deployed resources to push back on non-synergies #buzzwords #buzzword #managementspeak"-nonprofit humour

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Tweet stating "You need to get by-in from fat-cats to fast-track the roll-out #buzzwords #buzzword #managementspeak"-nonprofit humour

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Tweet stating "We're going to implement cross-platform upskilling to streamline productivity #buzzwords #buzzword #managementspeak"-nonprofit humour

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Tweet stating "You need to relanguage this document and leverage some knowledge capital #buzzwords #buzzword #managementspeak"-nonprofit humour

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"It's a win-win if we can repurpose our solution-driben synergistic mindshare #buzzwords #buzzword #managementspeak"-nonprofit humour

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Tweet stating "Once I have a helicopter view I can leapfrog the quick wins, without having to peel the onion. #buzzwords #buzzword #managementspeak"-nonprofit humour

You can find more tweets from @BuzzwordManager (account now defunct) here.

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