1. Your co-workers: Ask why you haven’t hung out with them even once during the lockdown
You, while looking around at the mask-less crowds outside your window:

2. Your co-workers: Talk about how responsible it is that the office is urging everyone to wear masks and sanitise their hands
You:
3. Your co-workers: Come in early, dressed in their best conference attire (even though there’s only three of you in the office)
You:
4. Your co-workers: Start talking about their lockdown relationships and ask if you found anyone as well
You:

5. Your co-workers: Tell you about the party they were at last night, where they, “only removed masks for karaoke, yaar”
You, to yourself, as you decide to work from home from now on:
6. Your co-workers: Make effortless conversation amongst themselves
You, struggling to remember the rules of small talk:
