HumourApril 13, 2020

12 signs that you've adjusted to being in quarantine

Maggi now counts as a legitimate dinner.
2020-04-14 00:00:00 India Development Review 12 signs that you've adjusted to being in quarantine
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You take time out every evening to decide which pyjamas you’re going to wear the next day.

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You’ve gone from being the friend who cuts calls and says ‘please text me I can’t talk right now’ to the one who proactively sends texts saying ‘why haven’t you called me, it’s been two hours?’.

3

You’ve stopped feeling guilty for not baking bread or cooking elaborate meals, and have fully accepted that Maggi is a legitimate dinner choice.

4

The number of game apps you’ve downloaded on your phone makes it bear an uncanny resemblance to your 12-year old cousin’s.

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Once you realised you can mute your annoying co-workers during zoom calls, meetings have become a lot more manageable.

6

You’re not excited about Friday evenings anymore, but that’s okay, because you don’t have Monday morning blues either.

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You are surprisingly zen about not being able to eat out, because you’ve decided to do the cleanse you have been promising yourself for three years.

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Your pets are used to you being home all the time, and don’t bat an eye when you leave the room anymore.

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Your laundry basket still has clothes from pre-lockdown in it. (Because when will you need office shirts again?).

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You and your friends have stopped asking each other, “What did you do today?” because nobody is doing anything different.

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You’ve made peace with the fact that your office plants have probably died (at least this time it’s not your fault).

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You’ve finally stopped making post-lockdown plans.

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