Sh*t nonprofits say: Part XIV

The boardmember’s wife offered to let us publish her poetry in the newsletter and the director of development already said yes.

— Shit Nonprofits Say (@nonprofitssay) September 11, 2024

We support the rights of diverse working communities to labor in dignity.

But if our own employees unionize, they’re f-ing dead.

— Shit Nonprofits Say (@nonprofitssay) September 15, 2024

We think like a startup, only we were founded in 1923.

— Shit Nonprofits Say (@nonprofitssay) September 23, 2024

The Executive Director has said that talking about our learnings doesn't show strength. From now on we talk about our knowings.

— Shit Nonprofits Say (@nonprofitssay) January 25, 2025

For this new position, we are only accepting applications from people who have washed out of their corporate careers.

— Shit Nonprofits Say (@nonprofitssay) January 30, 2025

Before we discuss this urgent issue that demands an immediate decision, I'd like to nitpick about process.

— Shit Nonprofits Say (@nonprofitssay) February 4, 2025

All of our member polling tells us to do this one thing, but one of our donors wants us to do this other thing so we're going to do that.

— Shit Nonprofits Say (@nonprofitssay) March 10, 2025