December 11, 2023

Sh*t nonprofits say: Part XI

Can you sum up all your ideas in an acronym?

by India Development Review

2 min read

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Tweet saying "Advancing olutions, driving change, celebrating community"_nonprofit humour

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Tweet saying "if you want to go on vacation you will need to do all the work that you would have done during that time in advance"_nonprofit humour

Tweet saying "but of course you'll stll have to use vacation time"_nonprofit humour

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Tweet saying "we are science-based, but we are also major donor-random-idea-based"_nonprofit humour

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Tweet saying "internal memo: there is no money for slary increases this year so please give all your direct reports terrible performance reviews"

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Tweet saying "I'm sorry but during the six weeks you've been waiting for legal to review this contract we've updated our basic consulting contrcat template A, so you will need to start from the beginning with this vendor before we can process"_nonprofit humour

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Tweet saying "In liew of making a decision, we're going to develop a decision-making framekwork. And that will be an iterative process"_nonprofit humour

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Tweet saying "We are delighted to announce that we have grown big enough to have vice presidents reporting to vice presidents" _nonprofit humour

To read previous parts, visit the following links: Part I, Part II, Part III, Part IV, Part V, Part VI, Part VII, Part VIII, Part IX, and Part X. You can also find more tweets from @nonprofitssay here.

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