July 10, 2023

Sh*t nonprofits say: Part X

Every meeting request is an attack.

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Tweet saying "People will criticize us for extravagant spending if we pay our employees a living wage"_nonprofit humour

2.

Tweet saying "Even though you are only funded by one grant, please allocate your time in the grant tracker in six minute increments."_nonprofit humour

3.

Tweet saying "Even though you have told me that you cannot read any of my slides on this Zoom call, I will continue with my presentation undaunted."-nonprofit humour

4.

Tweet saying "Let’s go around the room and get updates on what everyone is working on with no consideration of spending more time on things that are important."-nonprofit humour

5.

Tweet saying "If this board member is going to be so wrong about everything, she is going to have to donate a lot more."-nonprofit humour

6.

Tweet saying "Every meeting request is an attack."-nonprofit humour

7.

Tweet saying "I'm calling it a site visit, but I'm really just driving to another office across town."-nonprofit humour

8.

Tweet saying "Yes, Mr Foundation Program Officer, your ideas are incredibly insightful, your jokes are funny, and clothes quite dashing."-nonprofit humour

9.

Tweet saying "We have four Zoom calls scheduled for right now but only one account."-nonprofit humour

To read previous parts, visit the following links: Part I, Part II, Part III, Part IV, Part V, Part VI, Part VII, Part VIII, and Part IX. You can also find more tweets from @nonprofitssay here.

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