January 30, 2023

Sh*t nonprofits say: Part VIII

Having a plan for the future is so 2019.

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Tweet from Shit Nonprofits Say that says "Our IT team set up a proprietary online job application system that ensures  that no qualified person can submit their cover letter or resume"-nonprofit humour

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Tweet from Shit Nonprofits Say that says "Had a nightmare last night that the only things our organisation was doing that make any kind of difference were being done by consultants. When I woke up, I realised that this is true”-nonprofit humour

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Tweet from Shit Nonprofits Say that says "I’ve scheduled this meeting for noon, because that’s when you all were free”-nonprofit humour

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Tweet from Shit Nonprofits Say that says "We don’t really have a plan for the future, and that;s exciting, a good thing”-nonprofit humour

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Tweet from Shit Nonprofits Say that says "One of the ground rules for this strategic planning process is that we won’t talk about how we did on our last strategic plan”-nonprofit humour

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 Tweet from Shit Nonprofits Say that says "We’ll discuss the problem of meeting burnout at a future meeting”-nonprofit humour

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Tweet from Shit Nonprofits Say that says "Our biggest accomplishment last year was an accident”-nonprofit humour

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Tweet from Shit Nonprofits Say that says "#1 We’re pretty sure that this foundation offering us money wants to undermine our work. #2 Well, how much do they want to give us?”-nonprofit humour

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Tweet from Shit Nonprofits Say that says "We all know the importance of our mission and the hard work that’s necessary—but we’re going to spend most of our time on admin and internal politics”-nonprofit humour

To read previous parts, visit the following links: Part IPart IIPart IIIPart IVPart VPart VI, and Part VII. You can also find more tweets from @nonprofitssay here.

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